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Show Guys Review

Reviewed: 2007-10-12
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Our Rating: 71/100

Quality of Content: 14/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 10/10

Content Variety: 4/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 3/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: no

User Rating For ShowGuys

User Rating: 55/100 - based on 73 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by credit card, online check or phone bill through CCBill for $19.99 for 30 days recurring or $24.99 non-recurring, for $49.99 for 90 days recurring, $89.99 for 180 days recurring or $97.95 non-recurring. Additional EU-Debit options.

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My Opinion About ShowGuys

There's some fairly strong-looking beefcake on Show Guys, yet there also seems to be a good variety of twinks and I even saw a bear somewhere in the model gallery. I doubt that you wouldn't be able to find at least one guy to totally turn your dick rock solid.

Aside from the exclusive content, I think one of the biggest draws about is the live cam. They always seem to be happening as if some eternal heaven of hunks with fat hard-ons ready to bust a load has rained upon you. In fact, there are few average-sized men on this site, so it's even more of a paradise than some might expect. Most of the dudes sport 7 to 9 inches of meat, which is more than ample for other guys to stuff down their throats or ride with their asses.

While we aren't lucky enough to have live shows every day of the week, it looks like we get one show every day from Friday to Sunday. Still, the site also updates Monday to Thursday with photos and videos. Something else I loved was that Show Guys always posts a schedule of what's coming over the next week and they deliver on exactly what they tell us. While there are live shows, any of those that have already appeared on the site can be found in the Recent Shows archive. Currently, there are 60 videos there, between 30 and 66 minutes each. However, they're typically 320x240 128Kbps, which is pretty bad.

Sadly, the 176 videos included in the larger Director's Choice category are mostly the same bad quality. These films can last up to 149 minutes, and the High-Resolution section includes another 60 videos of up to 640x480 513Kbps, which, although better, still isn't anything to write home about. I also have to admit that they were just a tad dull. It's nothing against the guys. I'm sure that given their own space, they could fuck like pornstars, but somehow the director always feels the need to bark out directions, which totally takes the fun and excitement away from the scenes. What I want is for these guys to just get hard and turned on and go wild on each other, but every time a dude tries to go his own way, the director interferes with things like "look at the camera and smile" or "why don't you do this or that." It wouldn't be so bad, except that whenever the director has his way the guys end up blocking their own action. You rarely get the opportunity to see both dudes getting turned on at once, and you never get any really great cock-sucking shots or fucking scenes because the director is always stopping the damn action to pose and prop the models.

There is also a section of vintage videos. There are 17 videos (14 solo, 3 couples) and almost all have corresponding photo galleries, as do the six bareback flicks. Since there's some overlapping, the total number of videos is probably around 300 with 250 hours of footage.

There are 187 photo galleries with approximately 40 to 45 photos per gallery, but they're ridiculously small (500x375). Of course, what do you expect when the best quality is barely passable? Even worse is the fact that you can't even download one flick.

Final Verdict

Show Guys seems promising, but it develops into a bit of a yawn, which is too bad since there are some really great looking guys on the site. Seriously, sex couldn't be more boring than it is on Show Guys, and that pretty much sums up the site in my opinion. On the other hand, there is plenty of content should need something to put you to sleep and a math book isn't handy.

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